me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
(Source: carlosbaila, via orgasmic-humor)
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
(Source: carlosbaila, via orgasmic-humor)
(via jujusodope)
there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
(Source: this-sexy-thing, via thesuper-knight)
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
(Source: slydigger, via celebimagines)
(Source: were-still-screaming, via channybravo)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(Source: staypozitive, via channybravo)
The 2pac you don’t hear about.
FOREVER REBLOG!!!!
(via jujusodope)
fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i have ever fucking heard in my fucking life and believe me one of us is gonna be bleeding and it aint gonna be me
(Source: lady-tyrell, via orgasmic-humor)
i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously
(via legit-humour)
Been seeing alot of “Me on My Way to Steal Yo’ Girl” pictures and thought I could do better
Me on my way to steal your girl
(Source: floatwithme, via xeenk)
